It's Tasty! and Converts Carnivores into Vegetarians - FAST!
you have friends who are carnivores and want to convert them into vegetarians,
just feed them a dessert made from Laura's Worm Custard. It looks like real
custard, but tastes so much better!
That's because it's made from the
freshest juiciest worms collected each morning from under the tree stumps in the
ancient woods around Ditchling in Sussex. This wheat free, GM free, recipe uses
hand stirred soot and earth from the old fire pit under the witch's cauldron in
our environmentally friendly outdoor kitchen. And it includes my secret
ingedients for extra flavour - such as wriggly ants and skewered slugs. (I just
can't keep them out of the pot. They smell the custard cooking and dive right
After your friends have eaten the custard and tell you how
delicious it was, just show them the packet. They'll never eat meat again!
In random tests, 9 out of 10 carnivores who had eaten Laura's Worm Custard
said they would never eat meat again!
suitable for vegetarians. Veggies should make sure that the custard on their
plate is Birds or some other vegetarian custard.
Editor's footnote:- in real-life Laura (age 6) wears shoes from
The Tiny Shoe Company based in
Albourne, West Sussex, England. Laura likes her shoes so much that she always
keeps them shiny, even though she loves jumping in muddy puddles and scrambling
round in the woods.
...Later:- in Summer 2005, the Tiny Shoe Company
relocated to the High Street in Hurstpierpoint, next to the really nice wine bar.
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