It's Tasty! and Converts Carnivores into Vegetarians - FAST!
Do
you have friends who are carnivores?
Want to convert
them into vegetarians?
Just feed them a dessert made
from Laura's Worm Custard. It looks like real custard, but tastes so
much better!

That's because it's made from the freshest juiciest worms collected each morning
from under the tree stumps in the ancient woods around Ditchling in Sussex.
This wheat free, GM free, recipe uses hand stirred soot and earth from the old
fire pit under the witch's cauldron in our environmentally friendly outdoor
kitchen. And it includes my secret ingredients for extra flavour - such as
wriggly ants and skewered slugs. (I just can't keep them out of the pot. They
smell the custard cooking and dive right in.)
After your friends have
eaten the custard and tell you how delicious it was, just show them the packet.
They'll never eat meat again!
In random tests, 9 out of 10 carnivores who had eaten Laura's Worm Custard
said they would never eat meat again!
Note:- this is not
suitable for vegetarians. Veggies should make sure that the custard on their
plate is Birds
(which confusingly in this context is not made out of birds at all but was
named after the man who started the company). Other vegetarian custard
brands are available.
PS - Laura stars in the story -
Princess Laura and the Unsuitable
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