Signing
the pre-duel contract
scene from the story
Alexander Woyte and the
Goblins"Not so fast mate" said Alexander's father Andrew. "I remember doing GoblinPrudence in my first year studying law at Hull University. Let me think, what did it say?"
He gazed up at the moon as if seeking inspiration, and his tone changed as he switched over to his posh lawyering voice.
"Domesday book, Northern edition, page 427, paragraph 2, the bit next to the ink stains at the bottom of the page.... Verbum Rex goblinorum bolluxus est. Sed vera quando libro scriptus writtus mustus. Which, loosely translates as:- the word of a Goblin King isn't worth a fart:- unless it's written down."
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