What do you do when you meet a dinosaur in the woods and you don't want to be eaten?

Reach quick for a can of Jamie's Dinosaur Moss Soup!

Settles the appetite of any hungry dinosaur.

Even big meat eaters like T-Rex!

Cans are lightweight, fit snugly in your pocket and include a special ring pull top for fast feeding action.

Made from the finest vegetarian tree moss collected from ancient woodland in Clayton on the South Downs in Sussex Olde England.

Environmentally friendly. No need to recycle. After sniffing and tasting the contents the dinosaur will swallow the lot.

9 out of 10 people surveyed agreed... Jamie's Dinosaur Moss Soup is much better than being eaten by a ravenous dinosaur.

Never go in the woods without a can!

How to use it:- For best results pull ring tab to peel back lid and hurl the can at the dinosaur from a safe distance. Then run away fast. Don't dawdle to take a selfie or shoot a documentary video. Dinosaurs are shy eaters and may get annoyed.

Warning:- Once opened don't keep cans of Moss Soup in your pocket. Dinosaurs may be attracted from a long way off. And they aren't known for daintily picking pockets.

Medical advice:- Not intended for human consumption.

Jamie's Dinosaur Moss Soup has been sponsoring goblinsearch.com since 2002. That's a long time by human marketing standards - but less than an eyeblink in dinosaur epochs. Feel free to share the word about this useful product to show you care about dinosaurs. Even the hungry ones which sneak up on you.`

See also - Jamie and the Tree Troll - a true story based on the brave inventor of Jamie's Dinosaur Moss Soup.