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Do you need to produce a plausible business plan or marketing presentation >>>fast... and on a low budget?
ScryWare was designed exactly for people like you.
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My name is Spellabyte the wizard. I spend all my time cooking up ideas for new companies, and writing business plans. I actually planned my Prickly Spine Software Company (see below) about 100 years ago. That was before computers or software were even invented. That gave me plenty of time to get on with enjoying my life, and still be one of the market leaders, when the market conditions were right.
You're probably reading this ad because you need to write a plausible business plan or marketing presentation fast. Probably this morning.
ScryWare was developed for people in a hurry, just like you.
- You need the bullet points.
- You need the charts.
- You need the marketing and financial analysis.
- You need the audio visual bits to make it look like you spent a long time researching everything.
- And you need it all now!
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Case Study:- the
Prickly Spine Software Company Spellabyte was setting up a software company to compete with the mighty giants - Microsoft and Sun Microsystems. Unlike those corporations, he didn't use MBA's to write his marketing plan. He used ScryWare. And the ScryWare plan said he could maximise his profits by not hiring any human programmers. Instead he employed retired hedgehogs to write ALL the software. These old hedgehogs had very stiff prickly spines and rolled around in paper tape, which was read by an old paper tape reader, buffered to disk, and then burned onto CD-ROM. The resulting software had a lot of interesting features, but was a bit buggy. However, the labels would clearly indicate that this was only version 1.0 and that customers who actually wanted to USE the software could download the latest version from the web. By then, he hoped, he would make enough money to recruit some retired spiders... |
How to Order:- you can't buy ScryWare in the shops, in catalogs or via the web. The way to order it is:- to print out a copy of this ad, wrap your credit card in it, and rub your crystal ball with it three times.
Delivery:- In the UK, and USA (except Alaska) we usually deliver it within 2 minutes. But you have to shut your eyes, because my delivery wizards are shy and don't like to be seen by humans.
Price:- USA, UK, Asia, Europe, Worldwide:- $250. The US dollar amount will be debited from your credit card at tomorrow's prevailing exchange rate.
Compatibility:- don't worry. If your crystal ball, or PC aren't compatible, then the ordering wizard will stop before your credit card is debited.
System requirements:- crystal ball (all leading models), PC (running Chrome OS or Microsoft Windows 95, 98, XP, HP, NT, DOA / Vista, 7, 8, 9... any version upto 3000), Excel, Powerpoint.
Guarantee:- we guarantee that your presentation will be a lot better than if you wrote it yourself, and you'll never want to write another marketing plan without using ScryWare ever again.
